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06-01-2005, 09:41 PM
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Hello
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Mt Barker, SA
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Things you can have your Out of Office Assistant say while you are away from work.....
- I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood. - I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you. - You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all. - Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management. - I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 18/4. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received. - Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. - The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. Th e beauty of it is that when I return, I can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over. - Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queueing system. - You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks. - Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message. - I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted. - Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response. - Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages. - I've run away to join a different circus. AND, FINALLY, ABSOLUTELY THE BEST: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'.
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06-01-2005, 09:44 PM
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Just Super Happy now :)
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Brisbane
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heheh i love those! I just wish I could use them
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06-01-2005, 10:09 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Hehehhehe they are good ones ......
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06-01-2005, 10:37 PM
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THCC Motorsport member 1
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: the ghetto....no im being serious!
Posts: 1,139
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hehehehehehe now all ive got to do is start working in an office and get me one of them assistant things hehehehehe
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06-01-2005, 11:27 PM
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bring it on
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Praying....for you
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heheh good ones. will have to use some.
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07-01-2005, 02:07 AM
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bwahaha all great. damn being a cleaner, they just don't fit in for me
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Out of Office Assistant (sorry if its a repost)
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