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27-01-2006, 04:08 PM
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XR5TBO
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: LEETON, NSW
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'have you ever tripped over a tree? how about a root.'
'babe, if you were a door, i'd bang you all night'
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Mine: Ford Focus XR5 [XR5TBO] 2008 Ford Fiesta XR4 DJR Team mate #14 |
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27-01-2006, 04:11 PM
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V8 Rock'n'Roll....
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: You got me Rootin' like a Hog, Barkin' like a Dog, Climbing trees and Jumping logs....
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Got any Queenslander in ya? Want some?
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1 owner 03 BA XR8 Manual Sedan 208.8 rwkw stock, update soon 20x8.5 fr 20x10 rr Rumble thanks to: Sureflo Exhaust - Stainless Cat's & 3.5in single catback system "Tell 'em the guy with the Blue Mohawk sent Ya" |
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27-01-2006, 04:17 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: GOsFORD Central Coast NSW
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Im a bird watcher........ i'm looking for a big breasted bed thrasher, have you seen any?
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27-01-2006, 04:17 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: GOsFORD Central Coast NSW
Posts: 1,930
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Do you wash your pants in windex??? cos i can see myself in them!
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27-01-2006, 04:41 PM
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Thats right baby X-rated
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: South West, Western Australia
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do you wanna r__t....No? Do you mind laying down while I have one?
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If Im going to hell  Im going in a Ford!!! :eclipsee_RIP The Gentleman, Peter Brock 1945-2006  I cant believe they demolished that fatefull tree!!! |
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27-01-2006, 04:44 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Northside Brisbane
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wanna have sex in the back of a car
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27-01-2006, 04:46 PM
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V8 Ghia & BF2 XR6 + Wagon
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide
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Best will always be..
Hey, can you tell me if this cloth smells like cloroform?
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Windsor now harmonically balanced for EARTHQUAKE free driving!  :
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27-01-2006, 04:48 PM
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I see you....
Join Date: Dec 2005
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dead girls don't say no....
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27-01-2006, 04:55 PM
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XR5TBO
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: LEETON, NSW
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Mine: Ford Focus XR5 [XR5TBO] 2008 Ford Fiesta XR4 DJR Team mate #14 |
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27-01-2006, 04:58 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: South East Melbourne
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27-01-2006, 05:11 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: GOsFORD Central Coast NSW
Posts: 1,930
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wanna play army? i'l lie down and you can bl@w the hell out of me
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27-01-2006, 05:19 PM
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XR5TBO
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: LEETON, NSW
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I've lost my phone number, can i have your's?
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Mine: Ford Focus XR5 [XR5TBO] 2008 Ford Fiesta XR4 DJR Team mate #14 |
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27-01-2006, 06:20 PM
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"Saddam your sooo emo"-JH
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Cairns, Qld.
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want to play carpenter?? we can both get hammered and then i nail you... :P
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27-01-2006, 06:21 PM
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beep beep
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 1,971
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I had a friend use this one with great success back in the night clubbing day...
"I've lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?"
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Nothing to see here, move along, move along... |
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27-01-2006, 06:23 PM
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Clevo Mafia Inc.
 
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27-01-2006, 06:25 PM
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AFF's 1st DM.......
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Wha???... There is only 2 states 2 be in.. WA or Drunk..
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do you believe in love at first sight, no well do u mind walking past me again.
after youve been rejected.. say Ohhhh well crash n burn call off the search party .. No survivors. oldie.. you are what you eat n in the morning i hope to be you.. Afew chicks i know say whats goin down, i usually reply You on me baby..
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27-01-2006, 06:30 PM
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Turbo Falcon Fiend
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Far West NSW
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Ala Ford Fairlane :" Do you know what would look good on you? , Me.
(after you spill your drink on a girl) " lets take you home, get you out of those wet clothes and get something warm inside you" Do you like butter or margarine?, I'll use either but I prefer KY. and so on. And so on and so forth. |
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27-01-2006, 06:41 PM
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Starter Motor
Join Date: Sep 2005
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"My dick died can i bury it in your ar se"
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27-01-2006, 07:05 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Brisbane
Posts: 1,198
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You -"How do you like your egss in the morning?"
Her -"Preferrably unfertilised!"
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27-01-2006, 07:08 PM
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It's Cat huntin season...
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Wagga Wagga
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First walk up to the person trying to pickup and put some ice on the table / bar, breaking with your glass or whatever, then ask "Since we have broken the ice, how bout a F***?"
Seen one of my mates do it at the pub, was hillarous
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XRB055 - Black BA MkII XR8 Ute. 6 Speed manual, Leather seats, hard lid. To do list - Cat back exhaust, new wheels, new shock and front sway bar, and whatever else seems like a good idea Old Ride XR40RD - Phantom BA XR6 160 rear wheel killer wasps - Pacemakers - 3" HiFlo Cat - 2.5 Redback exhaust - 18" Speedy Graphite Rims - Dumped on King Superlows - Standard ICC with iPod cradle, 5x7" Boston Acoustics, 12 Alpine sub powered by 4 channel Alpine amp |
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27-01-2006, 07:14 PM
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Lucifer's Angel
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sydney
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The lamest one I've heard was:
"That corset and those boots look great on you, but you know, I think they'd look better on the floor next to my bed."
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 SINISTER BA XR6 Blueprint, manual, 4490's, Redback 2.5" dual exhaust, BA Typhoon rims, tint, fog light covers, BF tailights, blue illuminated window switches, Ghia bootlid carpet, lower grille, FPV door spears, steering wheel & interior bits, XR6T + F6 intake, K&N filter, Typhoon spoiler, tuned, sway bars, custom angel eyes & plates..YUM!
If there's one thing guys in Holdens hate more than being beaten by a Ford... It's being beaten by a girl driving a Ford  |
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27-01-2006, 07:28 PM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Bathurst nsw
Posts: 775
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gee you look like a mirror. cause i can see myself in ya
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1993 EB2 FALCON S XR8 As original from showroom floor with all options Additions - Pacemakers turbo400 3" exhaust Custom cai prototype No 4 Stage 1 shift kit with neck brace Still to come DIVORCE |
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27-01-2006, 08:23 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Northern Sydney
Posts: 1,908
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Were your parents retards? Because your special.....
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27-01-2006, 08:31 PM
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Central to all beach's
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Alice Springs
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Not a pick up line, but a mate of mine had a nickname for his girlfreind. He called her .05. I asked him why..... his reply, thats the bag I blow in when I've been on the p**s
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27-01-2006, 08:32 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 668
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F**k me if im wrong but isnt your name Yolanda?(or other very uncommon name)
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27-01-2006, 08:33 PM
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meow
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Where the Pirates are.
Posts: 2,744
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There were in the paper awhile back
"My name's Peter. That's so you know what to scream" "You might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad." "Are you accepting applications for your fan club?" "I hope you know CPR cos you take my breath away!" And a few more... can't be bothered typing them out.. but you get the jist... |
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27-01-2006, 08:55 PM
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BOSS Pilot
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: on the loud pedal! Brisbane
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my magic watch tells me you have no underwear on? oh you do. My watch must be an hour fast
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Black BAII XR8 Ute Blue SY Territory Ghia Quote:
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28-01-2006, 12:19 AM
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Awake after dark
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: South Morang, VIC
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A mate of mine once walked up to the bar and left 40c there for the barmaid... About ten minutes later she walks up and says, "What's this for?" He replied "That's so you can ring mum and tell her you won't be home tonight!" When I was in yr 12 at school we had our graduation dance and a girl walked up to me and whispered in my ear, "I'm not wearing any socks and I have matching underwear" A mate from years back once went on a date with a hot chick and anyway when he dropped her at home she goes "Wanna come inside for a coffee?" He replied "No thanks I don't drink coffee." So she says, "Well I don't have any." To which he responded "So why invite me up for a cup of coffee if you don't have any coffee anyway?" Some people....
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28-01-2006, 12:32 AM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Mornington, Vic
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That is inappropriate on so many levels! |
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28-01-2006, 01:26 AM
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XR6 Madness
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Cairns
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I went up to a girl who i had met earlier in a nightclub and asked "are u right to get home tonight?" She sais to me "Yeah, i'm waiting for a friend to take me home."
Quick as a flash i said "Well i could drop u home in the morning." We are now married  :
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BA XR6 na - K&N, F6 Intake, Red Back Zoorst,
Custom Tune, Underdrives, Paccie #4490's with 2 1/2 Magnaflow |
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What is the best/worst pick up line?
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