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26-11-2005, 10:55 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 536
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BARBIE
The father getting out late from work and going back home, he remembers his daughter's birthday and that he has no present for her. He stops his car in front of a toy store and asks the saleslady. How much does the Barbie in the show window cost? Nicely the saleslady replies. Which Barbie? We have: "Barbie goes to the Gym" for £19.95 "Barbie plays Volleyball" for £19.95 "Barbie goes shopping" for £19.95 "Barbie goes to the beach" for £19.95 "Barbie goes dancing" for £19.95 "Barbie divorced" for £265.95 And the man really surprised, ask:. Uummm! Why does Barbie divorced cost £265.95, when all others price tag are only £19.95 The saleslady proudly replies. Sir..., "Barbie Divorced" comes with: Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's cottage, Ken's yacht, Ken's furniture, Ken's computer and Ken's best friend............... |
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26-11-2005, 11:52 PM
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You gotta pay to play
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Hampton Park Victoria
Posts: 306
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Forgot to mention $100 a week till the kids grow up
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Regards Gilesie AU I Forte Wagon 4.0 Dodge D5N Twincab (Project) 2003 Mazda Bravo (work truck) 1979 F100 Ambo |
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26-11-2005, 11:57 PM
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GT
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: SYDNEY
Posts: 9,205
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 : that is bloody funny. good one.
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Funny email about Barbie
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