Dinosaur

jackute23 · 03-10-2015, 09:03 AM

A few weeks ago a guy in VW Golf called my Falcon a dinosaur, so what should I call his VW if I happen to see him again.

Adamz Ghia · 03-10-2015, 09:29 AM

Seems my word was filtered. Ok, it starts with w, ends in r, and the middle letters are a, e, k, n in no particular order.

Dr Smith · 03-10-2015, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by jackute23

A few weeks ago a guy in VW Golf called my Falcon a dinosaur, so what should I call his VW if I happen to see him again.

Tell him that's funny coming from a driver of a car brand which might pollute more then dinosaurs ever did.

HO 3 · 03-10-2015, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by jackute23

A few weeks ago a guy in VW Golf called my Falcon a dinosaur, so what should I call his VW if I happen to see him again.

"Environmental Vandal"........perhaps

Cheers Mick

mik · 03-10-2015, 09:59 AM

if i was upset by it i would probably call him another (insert swear word )_ _ _ _ _ _ _ golf driving ******,
but by the sound of it its just in jest , id tell him he was driving another one of those evil filthy V O L K S W A G E N Golfs.

turbodewd · 03-10-2015, 10:54 AM

call him unAustralian. ask him exactly what facets of the Falcon make it a dinosaur.

Tell him his car has no space and no go.

Express · 03-10-2015, 11:11 AM

When someone says something like that to me I just agree with them.

I’m too thick skinned to care and usually they want you to bite and if you don’t, they get to walk away as the loser.

And regardless of the emissions controversy which would mean a thing to me if I owned one, I was in my brother-in-law’s Golf yesterday and they are a great little run around car, so why fight it.

By the way, what model Falcon do you drive?

Pedro · 03-10-2015, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by jackute23

A few weeks ago a guy in VW Golf called my Falcon a dinosaur, so what should I call his VW if I happen to see him again.

Ask him how his gearbox is going.

jimt3te50 · 03-10-2015, 11:33 AM

Don't say anything, just punch him in the face. That's what they used to do back in the old days. Seemed to work. People seemed to get hurt more by words these days anyway.

I'm proud of my relics, I'd never be offended by some "guy" in a Golf, no matter what he said.

Did you ask what he drives when he's not in his wife's car?

HO 3 · 03-10-2015, 11:58 AM

Did you ask what he drives when he's not in his wife's car?[/QUOTE]

My wife drives her old school GT complete with oem Detroit Locker..............proudly and LEGALLY, I might also add, belching emissions everywhere

Cheers Mick

Sox · 03-10-2015, 12:05 PM

Dinosaurs ruled the planet for 135,000,000 years and were only wiped out by an asteroid.

Wonder how long VW's last...

jimt3te50 · 03-10-2015, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by jimt3te50

Don't say anything, just punch him in the face. That's what they used to do back in the old days. Seemed to work. People seemed to get hurt more by words these days anyway.

I'm proud of my relics, I'd never be offended by some "guy" in a Golf, no matter what he said.

Did you ask what he drives when he's not in his wife's car?

Actually, just thought one better- ask him what he drives when he's not driving his husband's car

XR Martin · 03-10-2015, 12:54 PM

Soot Chucker

Franco Cozzo · 03-10-2015, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jackute23

A few weeks ago a guy in VW Golf called my Falcon a dinosaur, so what should I call his VW if I happen to see him again.

Hitlers Revenge.

Seriously they are hands down some of the worst cars to work on and get parts for, he sounds like one of those dudes who rocks up to my workshop in their VW then gets the tears rolling, small violin orchestra playing and starts squealing like a stuck pig when they hear prices for parts.

blackf6 · 03-10-2015, 01:23 PM

Seriously. A bloke in a golf. Ha, laugh it off.

Express · 03-10-2015, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Express

When someone says something like that to me I just agree with them.

I’m too thick skinned to care and usually they want you to bite and if you don’t, they get to walk away as the loser.

And regardless of the emissions controversy which would mean a thing to me if I owned one, I was in my brother-in-law’s Golf yesterday and they are a great little run around car, so why fight it.

By the way, what model Falcon do you drive?

My poor writing skills - it should have read 'wouldn't mean a thing to me'.

As others have said, why sweat it, I've had worst things said about my cars and myself, he's obviously the one who needs to jusify his purchase otherwise he wouldn't have said anything.

castellan · 03-10-2015, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by jimt3te50

Actually, just thought one better- ask him what he drives when he's not driving his husband's car

You can't say things like that anymore, you will loose your job and never be able to work again in your industry and others.
They will stomp all over you like Nazi's and they have all the power in the world to destroy you now.
Who was it that gave such power ?

XB GS 351 Coupe · 03-10-2015, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by jackute23

A few weeks ago a guy in VW Golf called my Falcon a dinosaur, so what should I call his VW if I happen to see him again.

-Do they make those for men?

-What does your boyfriend drive when you are driving his car?

- What do you drive when you are not driving your girl friends car?

Are the obvious ones that spring to mind straight away

GTENVY · 03-10-2015, 02:44 PM

Mate a Falcon is the world's fastest bird not a Dinosaur

Rich

Moby Vic · 03-10-2015, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jackute23

A few weeks ago a guy in VW Golf called my Falcon a dinosaur, so what should I call his VW if I happen to see him again.

Verbrecher Wagen ("Criminal Car")

Express · 03-10-2015, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by XB GS 351 Coupe

-Do they make those for men?

-What does your boyfriend drive when you are driving his car?

- What do you drive when you are not driving your girl friends car?

Are the obvious ones that spring to mind straight away

Lets wait until your balls drop then we can talk cars.

chevypower · 03-10-2015, 03:19 PM

A girl's car.

bangm001 · 03-10-2015, 03:50 PM

Say nothing and blow his doors off.

**98TLS** · 03-10-2015, 03:51 PM

Fwiw last weekend heading out of town i was behind a late model VW something and for the length of the whole bloody passing lane he simply refused to pull left,his mate kept looking back then when back into one lane he starts dabbing the brake pedal in order i guess for me to attempt to pass him,didnt bother as i was heading to a pub just up the road thing is so was he and upon getting there we park up next to him,mrs gets outta the GTP looks at them and says

"should have ******* known a couple of faggots"

my mrs is generally a pretty quiet sort of lady but every now and then....

Maka · 03-10-2015, 04:10 PM

Ha ha, no worries Colonel Klink!

cheer's, Maka

HO 3 · 03-10-2015, 04:17 PM

Some say....................it's a Falcosaur

Cheers Mick

turbo4 · 03-10-2015, 05:08 PM

Just tell him that if he stops spending so much money on hair product he'll be able to afford a mans car aswell.
Or.
Tell him you stopped playing with toy cars years ago.

Crazy Dazz · 03-10-2015, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by jackute23

A few weeks ago a guy in VW Golf called my Falcon a dinosaur, so what should I call his VW if I happen to see him again.

Lance Armstrong?

"Hitler-mobile" is also historically accurate.

Marquis · 03-10-2015, 10:02 PM

If this is a dinosaur, that must be the **** it laid.

barrys123 · 03-10-2015, 10:14 PM

All I can say is "what a great dinosaur" probably live just as long.