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Old 01-02-2006, 09:39 PM   #1
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Thumbs up Best Comeback Line EVER.....

> This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion
> of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster
> and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy
> Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
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>> > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
>> > teach these young boys when they visit your base?
>> >
>> > GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery,
>> > and shooting.
>> >
>> > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
>> >
>> > GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
>> >
>> > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching
>> > children?
>> >
>> > GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they
>> > even touch a firearm.
>> >
>> > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
>> >
>> > GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
>> >
>> > The radio went silent and the interview ended.
>

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Old 01-02-2006, 09:57 PM   #2
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As much as I wish it did, apparently it didn't happen.
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Old 01-02-2006, 10:01 PM   #3
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repost anyway...
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Old 01-02-2006, 10:31 PM   #4
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I was out at dinner about a month ago, and my bf tried to pay for the meal. I said no and that I was paying. He tried to hand me a $100 note and I wouldn't take it, so in the middle of a crowded restaurant he yells out, "What's the difference, I have to pay you for sex later anyway."

I just looked at him and yelled back "that won't even buy you a b j baby!"

......everyone in the restaurant was laughing, and I was a bright shade of red.
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Old 01-02-2006, 10:38 PM   #5
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Noice y/mummy...
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Old 01-02-2006, 11:38 PM   #6
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i like the radio interview he burned her real good, *whiplash*
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Old 01-02-2006, 11:51 PM   #7
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As soon as I read the thread title I thought of that interview. Don't know if its real or not, will have to check snopes.com.
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Old 01-02-2006, 11:54 PM   #8
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Its false, but still damn funny.

http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.htm
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Old 02-02-2006, 12:24 AM   #9
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