Ford Forum members..... Owned.

Outbackjack · 30-07-2007, 09:37 PM

How many Ford forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it's "light-bulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about
light bulbs"

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W.
isn't the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again.

This sure sounds so typical!!!

EA2BA · 30-07-2007, 09:40 PM

And 1 to post the entire text as a qoute and make a completely pointless note that they have seen a rare light bulb that they cant find a picture of.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Outbackjack

How many Ford forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it's "light-bulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about
light bulbs"

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W.
isn't the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again.

This sure sounds so typical!!!

Bucket · 30-07-2007, 09:41 PM

one word: fantastic!

XR8Master · 30-07-2007, 09:44 PM

You forgot 3 suspensions and a ban

XR8Master · 30-07-2007, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XR8Master

You forgot 3 suspensions and a ban

And someone to correct me on my spelling and grammar.

Casper · 30-07-2007, 09:47 PM

http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthr...ight=lightbulb Feb 06

http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthr...ight=lightbulb June 05

owned most certainly

:

**Polyal** · 30-07-2007, 09:47 PM

Where is the POLL!

LOL @ Casper!

dannyxm · 30-07-2007, 09:47 PM

Add 5 posts from members that say 'that light bulb looks too ricer!!'

Outbackjack · 30-07-2007, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Casper

http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthr...ight=lightbulb Feb 06

http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthr...ight=lightbulb June 05

owned most certainly

:

Its all coming true!!!

Blue Oval Mopar Man · 30-07-2007, 11:02 PM

Careful or I'm going to resurect the "Teapot" thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:

Casper · 30-07-2007, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue Oval Mopar Man

Careful or I'm going to resurect the "Teapot" thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:

If a teapot was on a treadmill......would it fly?

b2tf · 30-07-2007, 11:05 PM

reposts FTW! (Oh god I hate that expression)

**thefargo** · 30-07-2007, 11:10 PM

1 to post they damaged a light bulb
5 to post it will buff out!
1 to link to sponsor recommending which product to use
1 (p plater) to make sexual reference to edison screw vs bayonet cap

gtfpv · 30-07-2007, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Outbackjack

How many Ford forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it's "light-bulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about
light bulbs"

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W.
isn't the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again.

This sure sounds so typical!!!

I'M CHUFFED, thanks for including me in there . hehe.

zetec · 30-07-2007, 11:52 PM

And KEEPLEFT to place European standard warning triangles around so nobody gets hurt.

XTGTinterceptor · 31-07-2007, 12:00 AM

He he ok, how many ford forumers would trade places with "Outbackjack's" cat. I bet that will have some comeback! (I'm sorry if that is actually you int he photo, I hope it's just a picture you found)

XCSEDAN · 31-07-2007, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Casper

If a teapot was on a treadmill......would it fly?

why yes commodore, the cheese is quite the sour <in posh voice of course>

many of you may be thinking WTF IS HE ON ABOUT.... you would be correct in thinking so as this was an entirely pointless post....
bordem at midnight!

XCSEDAN · 31-07-2007, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zetec

And KEEPLEFT to place European standard warning triangles around so nobody gets hurt.

tight but funny!!!!
LMFAO

Tuddy200 · 31-07-2007, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XCSEDAN

why yes commodore, the cheese is quite the sour <in posh voice of course>

many of you may be thinking WTF IS HE ON ABOUT.... you would be correct in thinking so as this was an entirely pointless post....
bordem at midnight!

Bordem or you been on the hard stuff?

XCSEDAN · 31-07-2007, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G.J.Tuddy

Bordem or you been on the hard stuff?

ummm i dont remember actually.....

i have no clue why i rote that, must have been in a random mood :S

Tuddy200 · 31-07-2007, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XCSEDAN

ummm i dont remember actually.....

i have no clue why i rote that, must have been in a random mood :S

Makes about 272 of us that don't know either.

4.9 EF Futura · 31-07-2007, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Outbackjack

How many Ford forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it's "light-bulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about
light bulbs"

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W.
isn't the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again.

This sure sounds so typical!!!

Me too!

R0BD0G · 31-07-2007, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue Oval Mopar Man

Careful or I'm going to resurect the "Teapot" thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:

the teapot thread???

Casper · 31-07-2007, 04:16 PM

Are lightglobes better than situps?

merlin · 31-07-2007, 04:18 PM

you forgot - 50 forum members to 'humerously' point out that "it will buff out"

:

MYELXR8 · 31-07-2007, 04:32 PM

haha this thread is gold!

Personally the fluro light bulbs do it for me.

Be energy efficient guys!

The Monty · 31-07-2007, 04:35 PM

Funniest thread ever.
Oh and my contribution....

Its Light-bulb......................

Just kiddin.

Nostalgia · 31-07-2007, 04:41 PM

:

: I DARE YA TO CLICK IT !!! BWAHAHAHAHAH.

J_Tank · 31-07-2007, 04:50 PM

Anyone seen the spyshots of the new lightbulb?

Nostalgia · 31-07-2007, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John_xr6t

Anyone seen the spyshots of the new lightbulb?

They only CGI'S anyway !!!!!!