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Old 16-12-2010, 06:29 PM   #2311
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Release Date: 01/06/1993
Make: HSV
Variant: (4x4)
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Year: 1993
Body Type: 4D WAGON
Seats: 5

Engine Type: MULTI POINT F/INJ
Engine Size: 3.2L
Cylinders: V6
Max Torque: 260
Max Power: 130 KW
Bore & Stroke: 93.4x77
Compression Ratio: 9.3
Valve Gear: SINGLE OVERHEAD CAM

Transmission: 4 SP AUTOMATIC 4x4
Drive Type:
Final Drive Ratio: 4.556

Fuel Type: UNLEADED PETROL
Fuel Tank Capacity: 85
Fuel Consumption (City): 0
Fuel Comsumption (Hwy): 0

Kerb Weight: 1870
Gross Vehicle Weight: 2600
Height: 1840 mm
Length: 4660 mm
Ground Clearance: 0 mm
Toing Capacity: brake(2250), Unbrake(750)
Steering Type: BALL
Turning Circle: 11.6
Front Rim Size:
Front Tyres: P245/70R-16
Rear Tyres: P245/70R-16
Wheel Base:
Front Track: 1455
Rear Track: 1460
Front Brakes: DISC - VENTILATED
Rear Brakes: DISC - VENTILATED
Front Suspension: Independent ; ;
Rear Suspension: 4 link suspension with coil springs gas pressurised double acting
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Old 16-12-2010, 06:29 PM   #2312
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I have a friend who has a Jackaroo HSV (original owner) and I tell him that he is the original owner simply because nobody else will BUY it...

Apparently they made less than 100 of them - making them very rare...

But - why would you want one??
Hmmm, HSV Jackaroo...


'bout as desirable as a Brock Lada Samara.....
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Old 16-12-2010, 07:02 PM   #2313
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Release Date: 01/06/1993
Make: HSV
Variant: (4x4)
Series:
Year: 1993
Body Type: 4D WAGON
Seats: 5

Engine Type: MULTI POINT F/INJ
Engine Size: 3.2L
Cylinders: V6
Max Torque: 260
Max Power: 130 KW
Bore & Stroke: 93.4x77
Compression Ratio: 9.3
Valve Gear: SINGLE OVERHEAD CAM

Transmission: 4 SP AUTOMATIC 4x4
Drive Type:
Final Drive Ratio: 4.556

Fuel Type: UNLEADED PETROL
Fuel Tank Capacity: 85
Fuel Consumption (City): 0
Fuel Comsumption (Hwy): 0

Kerb Weight: 1870
Gross Vehicle Weight: 2600
Height: 1840 mm
Length: 4660 mm
Ground Clearance: 0 mm
Toing Capacity: brake(2250), Unbrake(750)
Steering Type: BALL
Turning Circle: 11.6
Front Rim Size:
Front Tyres: P245/70R-16
Rear Tyres: P245/70R-16
Wheel Base:
Front Track: 1455
Rear Track: 1460
Front Brakes: DISC - VENTILATED
Rear Brakes: DISC - VENTILATED
Front Suspension: Independent ; ;
Rear Suspension: 4 link suspension with coil springs gas pressurised double acting
So the short version is that HSV made a "sports" model by fitting a spare tyre cover. I think Ford did a similar thing with the Territory Turbo.

Oh no wait, they put a turbo on it.
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Old 16-12-2010, 07:07 PM   #2314
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Old 16-12-2010, 07:30 PM   #2315
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i just noticed.. HSV's 4x4 only came in auto... hmmm there is a selling point
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Sorry about the quality, but today we were following this gem.

Fully ***... lowered, big rims, illegal window tint, massive chrome grill...



Possibly the ugliest thing on wheels? Its a box....
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Old 16-12-2010, 08:11 PM   #2317
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What a load of crap.

If I was gonn aget a performance SUVI'd go the
Jeep Grand CHerokee SRT8

6.1L V8 Hemi
317KWS
0-100kmh 5 secs,
Top speed 270km/h





NOTE: THE ABOVE PICTURE IS NOT AN EPIC FAIL IN MY OPINION, JUST COMPARING IT TO A HSV JACKAROO.
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The HSV Jackaroo= Fail!
Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT8= Major Win!
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Old 16-12-2010, 09:19 PM   #2319
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i think this is more of a win tho



and again there is 3 links instead of pics. im using the copy image location but its just not working..
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didnt get a pic but saw a silver 2000ish model laser with a boss bonnet and orange stripes down the side..
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thats some bent track.. was it from heat?
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no idea what happened. its in a set of points. maybe the points didnt flick over properly.
could of had some ballast caught in it. and the train has hit the end..
but im not exactly sure on the cause. just speculating what might of happened.
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Whoever did that is on a fast track to losing his job.
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Old 17-12-2010, 01:47 AM   #2325
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this parks at the shops every day
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the poor guy couldent afford to get the boot sprayed bahhhhahahahahahah
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no idea what happened. its in a set of points. maybe the points didnt flick over properly.
could of had some ballast caught in it. and the train has hit the end..
but im not exactly sure on the cause. just speculating what might of happened.
Doubt it. Looks to be on a track circuited area therefore the signal wouldn't clear if the points were not all the way over. Could of had a spad and hit catch points though.
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Are they fast? What engine? Do they look sporty i.e 20 inch rims..
Sorry - I thought you were being serious...

You're Joking... Right??
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Doubt it. Looks to be on a track circuited area therefore the signal wouldn't clear if the points were not all the way over. Could of had a spad and hit catch points though.
You'd better tell them what a "spad" is, and yes i'm more inclined to go with your theory.
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Is it just me or does that engine look to be short a few cylenders?

Really badly tarted up 180SX????
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Ummm.... I'm totally speechless. What is under all that.... idk, what is that, a car? Will it fall apart if it rains? I see clips holding parts together.
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You'd better tell them what a "spad" is, and yes i'm more inclined to go with your theory.

LOL yeah you forget that people don't understand these things that are just normal words to me.

A SPAD is a signal passed at danger (RED).
In areas with a risk of a head on crash if a train runs a red signal they have these 'points' which basically can be set off to the side while the signal is red and are made to derail the train out of the path of other tracks.
Defeats the purpose since this train is across multiple tracks.
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Ummm.... I'm totally speechless. What is under all that.... idk, what is that, a car? Will it fall apart if it rains? I see clips holding parts together.
Pretty sure it's a Supra. But then again, why would you do that to a Supra?
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nothing wrong with that, i have a KH laser on duel fuel.. why not go cheap fuel if you can.. $2 a day instead of $10 per day
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nothing wrong with that, i have a KH laser on duel fuel.. why not go cheap fuel if you can.. $2 a day instead of $10 per day
How much does it cost to install gas though?

How many K's would you have to drive to be in front???

Probably not worth it for the average driver. If you do a few hundred kms a day it may help.
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