![]() |
|
Welcome to the Australian Ford Forums forum. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and inserts advertising. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members, respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features without post based advertising banners. Registration is simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. Please Note: All new registrations go through a manual approval queue to keep spammers out. This is checked twice each day so there will be a delay before your registration is activated. |
|
The Pub For General Automotive Related Talk |
![]() |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
![]() |
#31 | ||
Mopar/No Car
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Down the Obi..
Posts: 4,648
|
sticker on the diff of my Kingswood:
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, PLEASE CHECK OCCUPANTS
__________________
ColumnShift Media '72 Plymouth Scamp '80 Courier '13 Kawasaki ZX14-R '13 Berlina '92 Suzuki DR650 If you don't fight - You lose
|
||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#32 | ||
FTF Club Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Driving my Tickford T3 Wagon in Sydney
Posts: 3,132
|
On a Ford SVO I saw today,
SVO: Sideways Veichle Operator
__________________
Albert Einstein: Es ist schwieriger, eine vorgefaßte Meinung zu zertrümmern als ein Atom. (It is more difficult to alter a preconception than split an atom) Falcon Tickford FPV (FTF) Car Club of NSW Fords in the Park 2010 I use and recommend Stingray Car Security. http://www.stingraycar.com.au/ |
||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#33 | |||
Back in Blue!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Nearish Canberraish
Posts: 176
|
Quote:
My favourite would have to be: "Gone mad, back shortly" I'm also considering having one made up for my XE: "Fat B*stard Express"
__________________
Previous Ride 1: XE wagon 4.1 on LPG - RIP Previous Ride 2: VN Berlina wagon 5.0 EFI Current Ride : EF XR6 wagon (Manual!) Back in Blue baby! |
|||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#34 | ||
Boost
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 174
|
I use holden shirts to polish my ford
![]()
__________________
XR6T |
||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#35 | ||
hmmm boost
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: penrith
Posts: 1,684
|
ive seen, dont follow me im lost too .
on the back on a VL massive sticker saying, BIG STICKER
__________________
EL TURBO GHIA GT3582R WOLF3D TUNED BY JEM |
||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#36 | |||
Afterburner + skids =
![]() Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Skidsville
Posts: 12,122
|
Quote:
it said "Get out, shut up, and start pushing"
__________________
Speed Kills. So buy an AU XR8 and live forever. Oo\===/oO |
|||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#37 | ||
Banned
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 209
|
I found this hillarious the first time I saw one.
|
||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#38 | ||
In the Forced 'lane
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Geelong
Posts: 796
|
I want this one for my escort
"DO NOT OVERTAKE OVERTURNING VEHICLE"
__________________
XE S-Pack 4 Runner XH11 Longreach |
||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#39 | ||
Last warning
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Mornington Peninsula, Victoria HeadCount: 3
Posts: 11,194
|
i had a good laugh at this one....
if its too hard to make out... it simply said Neighbours in the tv show font.. didnt get it but lol!
__________________
FALCN6 - Turbo, Air Bag Suspension - Hibernating EL GT - Supercharged NASCAR - 83 Thunderbird , Bagged DAILY - BA Fairlane Ghia, Boss 260 Turbo OFFROADER - Ford Explorer ![]() |
||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#40 | ||
TERRA Operative
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Niraikanai
Posts: 43
|
'If you can read this, I've lost my caravan'
There was a guy down the road who was a snake catcher. He had 'Snake-away Services' on the back of his car. Funny when out of context.
__________________
Tereno Empireo Rapidmova Reakcii Armeno TERRA Earth Alliance
|
||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#41 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: newcastle
Posts: 689
|
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... ...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
fav......Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
__________________
QUOTE I hope your opinion of the rear end of the VE improves because you are going to be seeing a lot of it.QUOTE QUOTE What makes you think I'm going to park behind a VE? I don't even attend the Sydney Gay Mardi Gras! QUOTE |
||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#42 | ||
FPV GT 0915
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Mostly in my GT
Posts: 716
|
I have seen this on the back of a chick's car "any closer and you'l need a condom" and another that i"ve seen is "I'm not into that! so get off my ****".
__________________
Bluprint BA GT 2004 Model - Mods: Tinted Windows, Premium Sound, BBS Mags, 245/35R19 fronts, 285/30R19 rears, BMC POD Filter, SS cold air induction, HM tri-y headers, Redback cat back system, Herrod power snorkle, moded Herrod helix spacer, 4" ram air induction, More to come.. |
||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#43 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Kirrawee NSW
Posts: 826
|
Have seen GT Falcon in the traffic with a "HSV I dont want one" sticker on the back window. Does anyone know where I get hold of one?
__________________
06' BF XR6T manual sedan in Bionic Blue.....written off 08/15......greatly missed... New ride....07' RSpec manual Typhoon in Winter White....factory sunroof, Premium sound, Process West intercooler, upsized tubing, valve springs, 1000cc injectors, Delphi intank pump,*modified turbo, 4" dump, 5" cat, dual 2 1/2" Xforce exhaust, Mal Wood Opt 5 clutch, Herrod shifter, Ozrace coilovers with adj. Whiteline bars, 6 spot Brembos, Edit by Crescent Motorsport.....382rwkws @ 1150nms on E85.... ![]() |
||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#44 | ||
not here much anymore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sthn NSW
Posts: 22,918
|
Seen quite a few good ones, i love the ones like "WINDSCREEN" etc.
One today was "I wish i had a CAT sticker like every other ****er"
__________________
2024 F150 XLT
|
||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#45 | |||
Grinder+Welder = Race car
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Briz-Vegas
Posts: 3,937
|
Quote:
__________________
"No, it will never have enough power until I can spin the wheels at the end of the straightaway in high gear" - Too much power is never enough....Mark Donohue on the Can Am Porsche 917. |
|||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#46 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: North Brisbane
Posts: 8,529
|
On one of my cars was: BLAT Racing (Break late and turn.......)
so many cars in Qld seem to do exactly that too ![]() |
||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#47 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
![]() Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 12,083
|
Wombat Mobile. eats roots and leaves.
__________________
Older, wiser, poorer. Now in Euro-Trash. VW Coupe V6 4motion.
|
||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#48 | ||
DPC PERFORMANCE Race prep
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Bundoora Victoria
Posts: 3,379
|
dont like my driving e mail me at www.eatsh#tandgof##ckyourself.com.au
__________________
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() FPV & XR Owners Club of Victoria FPV & XR Owners Club of Victoria FPV & XR Owners Club of Victoria FPV & XR Owners Club of Victoria Ford Performance Car ClubFord Performance Car ClubFord Performance Car ClubFord Performance Car Club |
||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#49 | |||
B-Series Moderator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Victoria
Posts: 3,658
|
Quote:
__________________
BF MKII XR6 Turbo 2007 (Flare) ZF Auto 380rwkw - 11.68 @ 120.94mph 60ft=1.97 Custom Tune, Exhaust. injectors.1.2K Plazmaman 1.2K Plenum kit Now with bigger turbo and 426rwkw. |
|||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#50 | ||
Banned
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: searching for cubes
Posts: 6,672
|
Funniest thing I saw on the back of a car was on a new model Magna and it said "GT". Still LMAO .....
|
||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#51 | ||
In the Forced 'lane
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Geelong
Posts: 796
|
On the back of a motorcyclist's jacket:
"IF YOU CAN READ THIS THE B!TCH FELL OFF"
__________________
XE S-Pack 4 Runner XH11 Longreach |
||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#52 | |||
Moderator
![]() ![]() Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Kenthurst
Posts: 40,394
|
Quote:
That 5h1ts them off so bad.
__________________
The Current Stable 2016 SZII TS Territory RWD Petrol The Evolution of the EGA54D utes AU Workshop Build thread of EGA54D B-Series Workshop Build thread of EGA54D 2004 SX TX Territory AWD - Gone but not forgotten 2010 FG XT "The ex-rental" - Moved onto a new home Mechan1k's Flickr Page |
|||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#53 | |||
Moderator
![]() ![]() Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Kenthurst
Posts: 40,394
|
Quote:
Or ... "Curiosity didn't kill the cat ... my 4WD did"
__________________
The Current Stable 2016 SZII TS Territory RWD Petrol The Evolution of the EGA54D utes AU Workshop Build thread of EGA54D B-Series Workshop Build thread of EGA54D 2004 SX TX Territory AWD - Gone but not forgotten 2010 FG XT "The ex-rental" - Moved onto a new home Mechan1k's Flickr Page |
|||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#54 | |||
In the Forced 'lane
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Geelong
Posts: 796
|
Quote:
![]()
__________________
XE S-Pack 4 Runner XH11 Longreach |
|||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#55 | ||
its not a!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Rockingham, WA
Posts: 714
|
On a family car's trailer packed with camping gear...
"Yes weve got the f#ing kitchen sink too!!" On an XC Falcon... "Holden means a great deal to korea" On a chicks VL "Is that a 2L? How cute..."
__________________
-93'ED XR8- 5-spd Charcoal Black ohh yeeah
|
||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#56 | ||
SUMP PLUG
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Adelaide
Posts: 875
|
I used to have "Ban Stupid Pedestrians Not Bullbars" on my bar. Needless to say, at the lights, the people crossing in front were a little hesitant.
My old B&S bus had a heap of sayings like "up ya B*m, No Babies" and CAT-The other White meat. My favorite was a cartoon pick of a cow in a tutu doing a handstand, a cot pat on the ground and the phrase "stupid cow" It gave me and the boys hours of drunken entertainment.
__________________
https://www.facebook.com/****boxmartini https://****boxrally2015.everydayher.../martini-rally Ford Courier XLT Crew Cab, 160rwkW+ AUII Forte Family Sedan is now the Race Car!!! |
||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#57 | ||
striped
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Sydney
Posts: 656
|
this was on my old car
|
||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#58 | ||
Regular Member
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Central Coast, NSW
Posts: 103
|
Across the back off my old HZ ute I had
"Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians." That got alot of attention. |
||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#59 | ||
B-Series Moderator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Victoria
Posts: 3,658
|
I would like one on the back of the Ford that said, "This IS my other car" or "My other car's a sh#tbox"
__________________
BF MKII XR6 Turbo 2007 (Flare) ZF Auto 380rwkw - 11.68 @ 120.94mph 60ft=1.97 Custom Tune, Exhaust. injectors.1.2K Plazmaman 1.2K Plenum kit Now with bigger turbo and 426rwkw. |
||
![]() |
![]() ![]() |