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Old 09-08-2005, 08:01 PM   #1
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Default How BLOKEY are you ???

check this test out. Do it several times with different answers its a great laugh.
Also check the t-shirts that are 4 sale some funny sshhiitt!!!!

http://www.lazyshag.com.au/blokes/q1.asp?lang=au

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Old 09-08-2005, 08:08 PM   #2
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dON'T LIKE THE QUESTION WHERE IF YOU DRIVE A fORD, ITS THE WRONG ANSWER!!!!
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Old 09-08-2005, 08:22 PM   #3
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you are 83% bloke. you did much better than most, but not quite enough to call yourself a genuine bloke.

In fact, you're about as blokey as Shane Warne

That doesn't mean you have a dodgy hair do and have eaten too many pies, you just make the occasional poor choice. If you're younger than 22, blokedom may be within reach.

Bugger, I'm older than 22...

Haha, love this T-shirt though

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Old 09-08-2005, 08:52 PM   #4
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54% Bloke?!? Right :
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Old 09-08-2005, 08:57 PM   #5
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WTF? apparently I am as blokey as Boy George! Hahaha.
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Old 09-08-2005, 08:58 PM   #6
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Old 09-08-2005, 09:12 PM   #7
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Too bloody blokey to do some stupid fem quizz
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Old 09-08-2005, 09:20 PM   #8
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I have to say its really a sh!t test.

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Old 09-08-2005, 09:30 PM   #9
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David Schwimmer!!! WTF!!
ah well at least i got above 70%
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Old 09-08-2005, 10:38 PM   #10
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I would say NO , as i dont drink beer , I dont watch cricket tennis football etc.
I drink Bundy and watch the V8's , all the rest sh*%s me. I can also wash iron cook clean sew etc .what does that say about me ?
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Old 09-08-2005, 10:40 PM   #11
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Too bloody blokey to do some stupid fem quizz
Ooh that's blokey, and tough too.
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Old 10-08-2005, 01:17 AM   #12
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Hmm. Boy George..... Right.
Did it again. and got Russel Crowe... Cool hahahah cheating i know but ey. :

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Old 10-08-2005, 10:25 AM   #13
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WTF? apparently I am as blokey as Boy George! Hahaha.
Atleast i'm not the only one :S
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Old 10-08-2005, 10:43 AM   #14
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Old 10-08-2005, 03:14 PM   #15
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Its says I'm only 56% bloke. That's not very fair considering that I can't even spell queche...
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Old 10-08-2005, 03:21 PM   #16
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Got past the first page and was like WTF? Didnt finish the rest. Its more of a bogan test rather than a blokey test. Oh well id rather some test call me a pansie and get chicks rather than sit on my **** at home watch the footy with a bunch of guys :P
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Old 10-08-2005, 03:30 PM   #17
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9: a mate breaks down and needs a tow - it’s a two-hour trip and the lawns need mowing … what do you do?

stuff him - teach him for buying a ford
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Old 10-08-2005, 03:33 PM   #18
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41%.... a test that bags Fords is clearly inaccurate, atleast that is what i'll hang my hat on

MITCHAY, imo a bloke is just a neater & more polite bogan, so yeah, it's kind of a bogan test!
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Old 10-08-2005, 03:48 PM   #19
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Sounds to me that you need to be a total "Tally Wacker" to be a "Real Bloke".

If this is my crime , I am guilty as charged, lock me up and throw away the key.
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Old 10-08-2005, 04:00 PM   #20
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AWWW WHAT that test is F U C K E D

you are 50% bloke. completely unblokey, you're as far from genuine bloke as you can get without having your meat and two veg removed.

In fact, you're about as blokey as Boy George

Give any hope of being a bloke. Stop taking bloke tests for a start. Find an open-minded musical group to join.
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Old 10-08-2005, 05:45 PM   #21
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im buying one of these... lol
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Old 10-08-2005, 09:04 PM   #23
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Ooh that's blokey, and tough too.
No need for the comma you've got the 'and'. As for tough well only as tuff as the yakka clothing.
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Old 10-08-2005, 09:25 PM   #24
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54%. Meh..
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Old 10-08-2005, 09:27 PM   #25
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No need for the comma you've got the 'and'. .
You'd be suprised. Sounds fine to me.

Meh.
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Old 11-08-2005, 05:34 AM   #26
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Hahaha that sucks, I'm a David Schwimmer. Bugger.
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Old 11-08-2005, 06:42 AM   #27
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I picked the blokiest answers, and apparently Im a genuine Bloke, Me and Russell Crowe!! :evil3: 93%. When I picked the answers, its me and David Schwimmer : . Blokey Me might go and pick up Russ and drop round and kick the sh1t out of honest Me and David! :
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