Welcome to the Australian Ford Forums forum.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and inserts advertising. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members, respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features without post based advertising banners. Registration is simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Please Note: All new registrations go through a manual approval queue to keep spammers out. This is checked twice each day so there will be a delay before your registration is activated.

Go Back   Australian Ford Forums > General Topics > The Pub

The Pub For General Automotive Related Talk

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 13-12-2005, 05:10 PM   #31
GreenMachine
Mopar/No Car
 
GreenMachine's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Down the Obi..
Posts: 4,648
Tech Writer: Recognition for the technical writers of AFF - Issue reason: Sensational write up about drum brakes. 
Default

sticker on the diff of my Kingswood:

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, PLEASE CHECK OCCUPANTS
__________________
ColumnShift Media

'72 Plymouth Scamp
'80 Courier
'13 Kawasaki ZX14-R
'13 Berlina
'92 Suzuki DR650

If you don't fight - You lose
GreenMachine is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 13-12-2005, 09:17 PM   #32
chief
FTF Club Moderator
 
chief's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Driving my Tickford T3 Wagon in Sydney
Posts: 3,132
Default

On a Ford SVO I saw today,

SVO: Sideways Veichle Operator
__________________
Albert Einstein:
Es ist schwieriger, eine vorgefaßte Meinung zu zertrümmern als ein Atom.
(It is more difficult to alter a preconception than split an atom)

Falcon Tickford FPV (FTF) Car Club of NSW


Fords in the Park 2010


I use and recommend Stingray Car Security.
http://www.stingraycar.com.au/
chief is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 13-12-2005, 09:51 PM   #33
pandaman
Back in Blue!
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Nearish Canberraish
Posts: 176
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bevan Boy
and on a big off 4bee "A bullbar in the bush is worth more than a pedestrian in the city!" hahaha loved that one!
heh, A bloke I work with has that one on the back of his AU XR8 ute. Doesn't have a bullbar on it though (not yet anyway). Ater a little wildlife encounter earlier in the year, I'd have to concur with it. :nutsycuck

My favourite would have to be: "Gone mad, back shortly"

I'm also considering having one made up for my XE: "Fat B*stard Express"
__________________
Previous Ride 1: XE wagon 4.1 on LPG - RIP
Previous Ride 2: VN Berlina wagon 5.0 EFI
Current Ride : EF XR6 wagon (Manual!)

Back in Blue baby!
pandaman is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 13-12-2005, 09:55 PM   #34
turbo00007
Boost
 
turbo00007's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 174
Default

I use holden shirts to polish my ford :
__________________
XR6T
turbo00007 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 13-12-2005, 10:51 PM   #35
TURBO_GHIA
hmmm boost
 
TURBO_GHIA's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: penrith
Posts: 1,684
Default

ive seen, dont follow me im lost too .

on the back on a VL massive sticker saying, BIG STICKER
__________________
EL TURBO GHIA
GT3582R
WOLF3D
TUNED BY JEM
TURBO_GHIA is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 13-12-2005, 10:51 PM   #36
Peuty
Afterburner + skids =
Donating Member1
 
Peuty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Skidsville
Posts: 12,129
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve D
I like the 'Get in, sit down, shut up and hang on'
I saw one on an old Kombi that was similar.

it said "Get out, shut up, and start pushing"
__________________
Speed Kills. So buy an AU XR8 and live forever.

Oo\===/oO
Peuty is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 13-12-2005, 11:18 PM   #37
gmhdriver
Banned
 
gmhdriver's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 209
Default

I found this hillarious the first time I saw one.
Attached Images
File Type: jpg stupidyellowsign.JPG (2.7 KB, 131 views)
gmhdriver is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 14-12-2005, 01:35 AM   #38
THORNSPAWN
In the Forced 'lane
 
THORNSPAWN's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Geelong
Posts: 796
Default

I want this one for my escort
"DO NOT OVERTAKE OVERTURNING VEHICLE"
__________________
XE S-Pack
4 Runner
XH11 Longreach
THORNSPAWN is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 14-12-2005, 01:41 AM   #39
EFFalcon
Last warning
 
EFFalcon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Mornington Peninsula, Victoria HeadCount: 3
Posts: 11,194
Default

i had a good laugh at this one....
if its too hard to make out...
it simply said Neighbours in the tv show font..
didnt get it but lol!
Attached Images
File Type: jpg CCC2 024_0001.jpg (15.2 KB, 107 views)
__________________
FALCN6 - Turbo, Air Bag Suspension - Hibernating
EL GT - Supercharged
NASCAR - 83 Thunderbird , Bagged
DAILY - BA Fairlane Ghia, Boss 260 Turbo
OFFROADER - Ford Explorer
EFFalcon is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 15-12-2005, 10:16 PM   #40
Xephon
TERRA Operative
 
Xephon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Niraikanai
Posts: 43
Default

'If you can read this, I've lost my caravan'
There was a guy down the road who was a snake catcher. He had 'Snake-away Services' on the back of his car. Funny when out of context.
__________________
Tereno Empireo Rapidmova Reakcii Armeno
TERRA Earth Alliance
Xephon is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 15-12-2005, 10:33 PM   #41
NC 5ltr
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
NC 5ltr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: newcastle
Posts: 689
Default

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... ...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

fav......Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
__________________
QUOTE I hope your opinion of the rear end of the VE improves because you are going to be seeing a lot of it.QUOTE

QUOTE What makes you think I'm going to park behind a VE? I don't even attend the Sydney Gay Mardi Gras! QUOTE
NC 5ltr is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 15-12-2005, 10:50 PM   #42
shane3
FPV GT 0915
 
shane3's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Mostly in my GT
Posts: 716
Default

I have seen this on the back of a chick's car "any closer and you'l need a condom" and another that i"ve seen is "I'm not into that! so get off my ****".
__________________
Bluprint BA GT 2004 Model - Mods: Tinted Windows, Premium Sound, BBS Mags, 245/35R19 fronts, 285/30R19 rears, BMC POD Filter, SS cold air induction, HM tri-y headers, Redback cat back system, Herrod power snorkle, moded Herrod helix spacer, 4" ram air induction, More to come..
shane3 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 15-12-2005, 10:50 PM   #43
RegSpec
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
RegSpec's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Kirrawee NSW
Posts: 826
Default

Have seen GT Falcon in the traffic with a "HSV I dont want one" sticker on the back window. Does anyone know where I get hold of one?
__________________
06' BF XR6T manual sedan in Bionic Blue.....written off 08/15......greatly missed...
New ride....07' RSpec manual Typhoon in Winter White....factory sunroof, Premium sound, Process West intercooler, upsized tubing, valve springs, 1000cc injectors, Delphi intank pump,*modified turbo, 4" dump, 5" cat, dual 2 1/2" Xforce exhaust, Mal Wood Opt 5 clutch, Herrod shifter, Ozrace coilovers with adj. Whiteline bars, 6 spot Brembos,
Edit by Crescent Motorsport.....382rwkws @ 1150nms on E85....
RegSpec is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 15-12-2005, 10:59 PM   #44
b2tf
not here much anymore
 
b2tf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sthn NSW
Posts: 22,918
Default

Seen quite a few good ones, i love the ones like "WINDSCREEN" etc.

One today was "I wish i had a CAT sticker like every other ****er"
__________________
2024 F150 XLT
b2tf is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 15-12-2005, 11:00 PM   #45
Gammaboy
Grinder+Welder = Race car
 
Gammaboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Briz-Vegas
Posts: 3,937
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueBAXR8
Have seen GT Falcon in the traffic with a "HSV I dont want one" sticker on the back window. Does anyone know where I get hold of one?
Even better is the "HSV I Just beat one"... still dunno where to get one though. mind you, why advertise, just let your tail-lights do the talking :P
__________________
"No, it will never have enough power until I can spin the wheels at the end of the straightaway in high gear"
- Too much power is never enough....Mark Donohue on the Can Am Porsche 917.
Gammaboy is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 15-12-2005, 11:13 PM   #46
fiery
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
fiery's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: North Brisbane
Posts: 8,529
Default

On one of my cars was: BLAT Racing (Break late and turn.......)

so many cars in Qld seem to do exactly that too :
fiery is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 15-12-2005, 11:20 PM   #47
Casper
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Contributing Member
 
Casper's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 12,083
Default

Wombat Mobile. eats roots and leaves.
__________________
Older, wiser, poorer.


Now in Euro-Trash. VW Coupe V6 4motion.
Casper is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 15-12-2005, 11:38 PM   #48
GRNKPR
DPC PERFORMANCE Race prep
 
GRNKPR's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Bundoora Victoria
Posts: 3,379
Default

dont like my driving e mail me at www.eatsh#tandgof##ckyourself.com.au
__________________
: : i will excell with the knowledge i get on here : :


FPV & XR Owners Club of Victoria FPV & XR Owners Club of Victoria FPV & XR Owners Club of Victoria FPV & XR Owners Club of Victoria

Ford Performance Car ClubFord Performance Car ClubFord Performance Car ClubFord Performance Car Club
GRNKPR is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 16-12-2005, 01:03 AM   #49
Doogstar
B-Series Moderator
 
Doogstar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Victoria
Posts: 3,658
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by gmhdriver
I found this hillarious the first time I saw one.
Saw a yellow sign like that one, "Warning, no children aboard"
__________________
BF MKII XR6 Turbo 2007 (Flare) ZF Auto

380rwkw - 11.68 @ 120.94mph 60ft=1.97
Custom Tune, Exhaust. injectors.1.2K Plazmaman 1.2K Plenum kit

Now with bigger turbo and 426rwkw.
Doogstar is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 16-12-2005, 01:10 AM   #50
T3man
Banned
 
T3man's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: searching for cubes
Posts: 6,672
Default

Funniest thing I saw on the back of a car was on a new model Magna and it said "GT". Still LMAO .....
T3man is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 16-12-2005, 01:17 AM   #51
THORNSPAWN
In the Forced 'lane
 
THORNSPAWN's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Geelong
Posts: 796
Default

On the back of a motorcyclist's jacket:
"IF YOU CAN READ THIS THE B!TCH FELL OFF"
__________________
XE S-Pack
4 Runner
XH11 Longreach
THORNSPAWN is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 16-12-2005, 01:41 AM   #52
Mechan1k
Moderator
Donating Member1
 
Mechan1k's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Kenthurst
Posts: 40,403
Valued Contributor: For members whose non technical contributions are worthy of recognition. - Issue reason: Brings a wealth of knowledge to the forums and is frequently giving helpful advice. Technical Contributor: For members who share their technical expertise. - Issue reason: Always willing to help out with technical information. 
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by csv8
Only Milk and Fruit Juice Come In Two Litres.
And it's fun when you are in a 2L car and absolutely annihilate the guy with the V8 with that sticker ... especially when you tell 'em that they got beaten by a bottle of juice.

That 5h1ts them off so bad.
Mechan1k is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 16-12-2005, 01:43 AM   #53
Mechan1k
Moderator
Donating Member1
 
Mechan1k's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Kenthurst
Posts: 40,403
Valued Contributor: For members whose non technical contributions are worthy of recognition. - Issue reason: Brings a wealth of knowledge to the forums and is frequently giving helpful advice. Technical Contributor: For members who share their technical expertise. - Issue reason: Always willing to help out with technical information. 
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bevan Boy
and on a big off 4bee "A bullbar in the bush is worth more than a pedestrian in the city!" hahaha loved that one!
Yes ... GOLD.

Or ... "Curiosity didn't kill the cat ... my 4WD did"
Mechan1k is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 16-12-2005, 01:45 AM   #54
THORNSPAWN
In the Forced 'lane
 
THORNSPAWN's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Geelong
Posts: 796
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by csv8
Only Milk and Fruit Juice Come In Two Litres.
Milk and Juice may come in 2 litres but cheap wine comes in 5 litres(tm) :
__________________
XE S-Pack
4 Runner
XH11 Longreach
THORNSPAWN is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 16-12-2005, 02:56 AM   #55
TuMor
its not a!
 
TuMor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Rockingham, WA
Posts: 714
Default

On a family car's trailer packed with camping gear...
"Yes weve got the f#ing kitchen sink too!!"

On an XC Falcon...
"Holden means a great deal to korea"

On a chicks VL

"Is that a 2L? How cute..."
__________________
-93'ED XR8-
5-spd

Charcoal Black
ohh yeeah
TuMor is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 16-12-2005, 11:01 AM   #56
Mack 6
SUMP PLUG
 
Mack 6's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Adelaide
Posts: 875
Default

I used to have "Ban Stupid Pedestrians Not Bullbars" on my bar. Needless to say, at the lights, the people crossing in front were a little hesitant.
My old B&S bus had a heap of sayings like "up ya B*m, No Babies" and CAT-The other White meat. My favorite was a cartoon pick of a cow in a tutu doing a handstand, a cot pat on the ground and the phrase "stupid cow" It gave me and the boys hours of drunken entertainment.
__________________
https://www.facebook.com/****boxmartini

https://****boxrally2015.everydayher.../martini-rally

Ford Courier XLT Crew Cab, 160rwkW+ AUII Forte Family Sedan is now the Race Car!!!
Mack 6 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 16-12-2005, 04:14 PM   #57
joshf2
striped
 
joshf2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Sydney
Posts: 656
Default

this was on my old car
joshf2 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 16-12-2005, 05:53 PM   #58
scotty_d
Regular Member
 
scotty_d's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Central Coast, NSW
Posts: 103
Default

Across the back off my old HZ ute I had

"Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians."

That got alot of attention.
scotty_d is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 17-12-2005, 02:07 AM   #59
Doogstar
B-Series Moderator
 
Doogstar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Victoria
Posts: 3,658
Default

I would like one on the back of the Ford that said, "This IS my other car" or "My other car's a sh#tbox"
__________________
BF MKII XR6 Turbo 2007 (Flare) ZF Auto

380rwkw - 11.68 @ 120.94mph 60ft=1.97
Custom Tune, Exhaust. injectors.1.2K Plazmaman 1.2K Plenum kit

Now with bigger turbo and 426rwkw.
Doogstar is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Forum Jump


All times are GMT +11. The time now is 05:26 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Other than what is legally copyrighted by the respective owners, this site is copyright www.fordforums.com.au
Positive SSL