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Old 04-01-2005, 11:09 AM   #1
The MaDDeSTMaN
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Default What don't we know?

Ok, time for another old thread revival. Post something others here might not know about you.


I'll go first.

Just before my first day of school, I tripped over while running down a steep gravel driveway and slid along on my nose. Like my dad said at the time, I used my nose as a brake pad, and as you'd expect, after sliding along on gravel, there wasn't much left of my nose - what most people don't seem to realise is that there is no bone inside your nose, just gristle.

Here are some pictures:
Before (admittedly a few years earlier):
Before nosebrake(tm)

While healing:
Nosebrake(tm) healing
Nosebrake(tm) still healing

Afterwards (note the shape and size of my nose):
Who needs to pay for a nose job? :p


*Nosebrake is a TM of The MaDDeSTMaN corp, 2005, all rights reserved.
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