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Old 23-02-2005, 11:15 AM   #1
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Was driving to work this morning, as I always do. Was sitting in traffic waiting to turn in to Park Rd from Coronation Drive (just imagine a big main road, for non-Brisbanites. There’s a white BA XT next to me facing the other way, on the other side of the road, last in a line of stopped traffic… all of a sudden, I hear the “whaaaaarrrrrpppp” of a decent-speed downchange to first, and a red HX Monaro 4 door smacks in to the back of the BA, right next to me, doing maybe 10-15kph.

The look on the munro bloke (mid 20’s, I spose) was total pwnage. The BA’s boot is stoved in, bumper’s on the ground, bit of a mess. BA woman opens the door, gets half out, hops back in… puts the hazard lights on… then puts the blue and red parcel shelf lights on.

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Didn't get to hang around to see the aftermath, but I'm guessing it sucks to be that guy.
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Old 23-02-2005, 11:28 AM   #2
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Worst part is getting a fine for having an accident when most people wouldn't.
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Old 23-02-2005, 11:32 AM   #3
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Ouch that sucks ****. I was once fined for not giving way because some 90 year bitch decided it was a good idea to speed over a blind hill. Im still ****ed about that and it was 3 years ago. I was on P's so it must have been my fault even when 4 random onlookers all say she was going rediculously over the limit.
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Old 23-02-2005, 11:46 AM   #4
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Bahahaha!

It would so suck to be him at the moment! :tool:
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Old 23-02-2005, 11:47 AM   #5
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wheres the camera when ya need it aye hahahahahaha

stoopid douche bag :P
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Old 23-02-2005, 12:04 PM   #6
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hahahahahaha, thats gotta hurt. Hope traffic wasnt held up to long, Coronation drive can be a bastard as a result of accidents.
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Hahahahahaha. Definatly :
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Old 23-02-2005, 06:09 PM   #8
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Poor b@rstard - you gotta feel for him. First he's stuck driving a Crapbox and then he rear ends a sow - he's got my sympathy.
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Old 23-02-2005, 06:14 PM   #9
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Hahaha, funny shyte...


P.S. This thread is useless without pics...!
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Old 23-02-2005, 06:35 PM   #10
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Drum brakes - Insurance companies best friend!
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Old 23-02-2005, 06:36 PM   #11
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Old 23-02-2005, 06:38 PM   #12
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lmfao! @ the pics
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Old 23-02-2005, 06:52 PM   #13
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA those pics are GOLDEN!!!!!
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Old 23-02-2005, 07:00 PM   #14
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Hahahahaha. You tell a good story Nick, even without using words!
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Old 23-02-2005, 07:09 PM   #16
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Hahahahaha. You tell a good story Nick, even without using words!
Thanks mate! Buggers me why I didn't just post the pics in the first place!

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Old 23-02-2005, 07:13 PM   #17
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man there would be NOTHING worse than crashing...into a cop car. i dont actually mind the ol HJs-HZs myself. at least they dont have crumpledore written on them....and they were made of metal too.
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Old 23-02-2005, 07:26 PM   #18
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Awsome pics GreenMachine!!!
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LMAO. I saw a grandma pull out in front of coppers once. They made lite contact, But she tried to tell them that they were speeding! They were doing about 40kh.
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Old 23-02-2005, 07:48 PM   #20
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My God!! its like im stuck im stuck in a south park episode..
"sucks ****" "stoopid douch bags" "that sucks"
Im thinking im Kenny......LOL :
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My God!! its like im stuck im stuck in a south park episode..
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Old 23-02-2005, 09:51 PM   #23
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Classic. The image of his face once he saw the lights would have been priceless.
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thats a pretty funny story, but green machine's pics just topped it off!
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thats a pretty funny story, but green machine's pics just topped it off!
The story was by... lemme see... Greenmachine!
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so? wtf is that post for?

i said it was a good story and that his pics topped it off.
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Great effort Nick! Those pics helped everyone join the dots... though I would have appreciated the copper to be that highway patrol chick out of days of thunder....not that im gonna admit that I seen that movie more than once or anything *hides*
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hahaah thats a crackup
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Great effort Nick! Those pics helped everyone join the dots... though I would have appreciated the copper to be that highway patrol chick out of days of thunder....not that im gonna admit that I seen that movie more than once or anything *hides*

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