[grandpa_spec_F6]

My mrs had decided she was on al diet she HAD to go on, I cooker her healthy meals based on said diet and cooked my own meals that were full of awesome and amazing.

Night 1
Her: "that looks disgusting! "
Me: "your face..."
5 mins later
Her: "im hungry...." *eyeballs my plate*
Me: "ok you can try a little bit but you might no-"
Her: *NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM*

Night 2
Repeat

Night 3
Repeat

Night 4
Her: "OMG IM SOOOO FAT im going on a diet"
Me: "no, you're not"
Her: "you're just saying that because you're my husband"
Me: "and that makes it different how?
Her: "you have to say nice things"
*later that night*
Her: "to the falconmobile! Maccas icecream time baby!"
Me: "wtf?????????????????"