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I was listening to the radio today as you tend to do in the car, and as per usual with all the media hype, toilet paper was a topic on the news. Some anus expert came on and his reasons for all the panic were people paranoid theyd get the virus and have to go into self isolation, people thinking we import rolls from china, people sending rolls overseas, and simply others jumping on the band wagon.
One of the old blokes i work with sent me a photo today being a smart alec. He maintains 2 buildings that are attached, so a combined 104 floors. He took a photo of the toilet paper store room which is huge and packed, captioned he thinks he has enough. Being 104 floors, the huge room only lasts 2 weeks between restocks, but only a few days when there are gastro outbreaks.