Re: Ok, what is wrong with people! Hoarding toilet paper...
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#BREAKING NEWS#
This just in. A story has been trending on twitter and will soon be confirmed by the Victorian chief medical officer. Major landscape gardening projects will be the next to be impacted by COVID-19 (Coronavirus).
Earlier today Victorian premier Daniel Andrews would not be drawn on rumours major landscape gardening projects would soon become unavailable, except to say, 'Stay home, wash your hands or we will fine you. It's what Victorians expect.'
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