[Citroënbender]

Not so much “feel good” as surprise followed by a chuckle.

I’d been busting for the fifteen minute drive home from work. Squared up to the porcelain, unfastened my attire and relaxed the relevant muscles.

EXACTLY as flow commenced, someone nearby started up a diamond wheel cutting tiles or similar. The perfect timing momentarily shocked me into wondering what on earth was happening down there. Laughed out loud when I realised it was nothing related - not a flurry of tiny kidney stones or anything. But a good coincidence.